Hello “fella” listeners, supporters, contributors, etc.  I had an itch this week to write down a list of all of my favorite Colin catch phrases so that his legacy will continue to live on in our hearts.  If you are just now joining us and did not listen to Colin prior to finding our show, some of these might not be familiar…but we’ll be referring to them plenty of times on our show, so you might as well get acquainted with them here.  I’ve also added some new catch phrases on the bottom of the list that have found their way on this show as well.  Enjoy.  See how many of them you remember.

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  • Denial, Deceit, and Delusion
  •  Biggest lie of our generation
  • The hoax of black victimization and white racism
  • black people are victims of relentless white racism…all the time…everywhere…that explains everything…especially why cops are always picking on us for no reason
  • They don’t want our help, and they make it clear every day.  It shows up in black television, black churches, black social media posts, sports, mainstream media, school, movies, etc.  They’re just not into white people 
  • It’s the Preferred lifestyle
  • Laughing laughing always laughing
  • Blowing off some steam
  • I dindu nuffin
  • Out on the town doing some argy bargy
  • Knock out game
  • Black on: white-asian-gay-straight-teacher-puppy-eskimo-preacher-chiropractor-turtle-raccoon-jew-veteran-woman-man-old-young-mailman-UPS man, amazon man, grandmother-cop-kindergartener- seamstress, cakemaker, and on and on
  • White people suck
  • In 1492 columbus sailed the ocean blue
  • We gotta take a look at the numbahs
  • Communitaayyy
  • Unbelievable amount of black crime and violence…wildly out of proportion
  • Midnight basketball
  • Restorative justice
  • There’s no way we’re going to arrest ourselves out of this mess
  • Random attack
  • Large fight
  • Troubled youths
  • Joggers
  • Juveniles
  • Fellas and their lovely ladies
  • Mentors-doctors-lawyers-NASA astronauts
  • Keeds, shoppers, concertgoers, teens, bicyclists, clubbers, day care workers, athletes, etc, etc
  • It appears the whole evening kicked off with a dispute over a gentleman wishing to keep his wallet in his possession.
  • We’ve just received word that he’s in stable condition.
  • Black bullshit.
  • White people do it too
  • You forgot to leave the link
  • Without apology, rancor, or racism.
  • They prefer free stuff
  • I guess they all had Tuesday off
  • 11 million years of slavery!
  • Critical race theory
  • Do you have the time?
  • My grandma’s dead and i need a ride to her 8th funeral.
  • Keep your head on a swivel.
  • St. George of Floyd, St Michael of Brown, St. Eric of Garner
  • I hope they get the help they need
  • White flight/ethnic cleansing
  • Free stuff
  • Chocolate citaayyy
  • Teens
  • Backyard bbq
  • Mind reading abilities
  • Mental health
  • Routine activity theory
  • Just because you’re “down with the cause, doesn’t mean the cause is ‘down with you'”
  • We need more resources!
  • Stay in your lane and don’t get yourself fired. 
  • If you can’t say anything support the ones who can

 

New Catch Phrases: (from Officer John and/or Jack the BSG)

  • EXCUSE/DENY/BLAME/LIE 
  • Do whatever you want, all the time, there are no consequences. 
  • They destroy everything they touch…the “Tyrone touch”
  • Affirmative action jackson
  • Devoid of social probity.
  • The one consistent quality of fellas and lovely ladies that you can rely on more accurately than your atomic watch is the ability to set new daily low bars.
  • Always expect the worst…they never let you down
  • On the Denial, deceit and delusion show…we bring to you “THE NEWEST LOW!”
  • Social piety by way of ethno-masochism